July 9, 2009

Aliens oh my

Imagine if there were alien beings living on Earth today.

More like, living in refugee camps that are monitored by a multinational corporation for their behaviour and weapons technology.

What happens in District 9?

Produced by Peter Jackson, of the Lord of the Rings fame.

Directed by Neill Blomkamp.

I would go see this and probably get the living shit scared out of me. I’m already freaked out as it is when I leave my house at night to let the dogs out for their last pee before bedtime and all I can see are patches of fog hovering over the cornfields across from my house. Ya, I live in the sticks and hope that I don’t see zombies limping around my neck of the woods anytime soon.

July 8, 2009

Happy Anniversary Posh and Becks

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David Beckham dropped $200k on the North Island paradise of the Seychelles. Happy 10 years!

July 7, 2009

The Count from Sesame Street and his hobby

July 6, 2009

Guess the celebrity

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I’m still a blonde.

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I’m married.

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I’m a mom.

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I’m a singer.

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I’m hot.

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I know it!!

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Guess!

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July 6, 2009

Sarah Palin in Runner’s World magazine

How hilarious is this photo shoot?

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Not sure if she’s going for the sexy runner look or “Hi, look at me…. I’m quitting my job as the governor of Alaska to pursue my dreams to be a fashion model.”

What the eff? I’m not inspired to go for a jog after looking at these pics. Do people actually go running with their glasses on?

July 6, 2009

Wimbledon 2009 champions

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I can’t believe I actually spent hours yesterday watching the men’s singles finals while munching on breakfast at the local sports bar in my area. What a heated restaurant….. with people screaming and shouting as if it was a hockey game or the Superbowl! Unfortunately, Andy Roddick lost to Roger Federer. Roger deserved it, since he lost last year but all in all, tennis is so fun to watch! Now, to get my butt back on the tennis courts!

Oh yeah, and Serena beat out her sis. (yawn)

July 3, 2009

Fear and Loathing: The Board Game

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One of my favourite books (and movie) has been made into a board game. WTF!

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FEAR AND LOATHING: THE BOARD GAME

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Is this for real?

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$2,500???

No thanks… I will buy my own drugs and cruise around town acting all crazy without following some “board game rules”. Who follows those rules anyway?

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July 3, 2009

I don’t like country music but HELLO!!!!

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DROOL.

July 3, 2009

Prepare for a crazy tripppp

July 3, 2009

Bradley Cooper had dinner with who??

Well, it wasn’t Jennifer Aniston so what’s the deal with that??

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It was “you-complete-me” Renée Zellweger seen with the Coop having din din in NYC.

Maybe they’re just friends?

July 1, 2009

Kevin Jonas is engaged

I never knew which Jonas brother was who but I figured it out… the oldest brother Kevin, who is 21, proposed to his girlfriend of 2 yrs Danielle Deleasa yesterday. No wedding date has been set yet.

Hearts around the world are breaking…

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June 30, 2009

If Michael Jackson lived until 2022

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June 30, 2009

Marissa Cooper rises from the dead

Well, not exactly… but look at these recent pics of Mischa Barton leaving a London club. Talk abut getting her drank on and getting her stank on. Girl is looking like a zombie!

C’mon, Marissa, would you let Ryan see you like this going to a function in the O.C.?

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Speaking of which, I can never help turning to the channel on tv that’s playing some crazy old episode of the O.C. The one I saw yesterday was the one where Caleb and Julie were divorcing but Julie was scheming up some master plan to drug Caleb to delay the divorce proceedings yada yada and Kirsten is a drunk. What’s happening with the rest of the folks from that show?

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Ryan (Ben McKenzie) is on a hot new cop drama called Southland. I gave it a chance and watched the first few episodes and it’s quite good. Who knows if the show will last…. it’s filmed in a way that mimics reality, kinda like COPS but with more editing. Well, the editing of language is left intact on purpose so when you watch the show, you will hear plenty of bleeps. It’s weird at first, but you get used to it.

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Ahh Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) is so busy nowadays playing house with her fiancé Hayden Christensen up in Canada. So cute. Did I mention that Hayden was on my flight to LA from Toronto last May? I should’ve said hi but he was sitting in first class and I was stuck with the commoners and screaming babies in coach. *sigh*

And, who cares about the rest of the show HAHA!

June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson is dead at age 50

WTF!

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June 25, 2009

For the love of cupcakes

Don’t forget to floss your teeth every single day.

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Get ur cupcake floss! It’s supposed to smell like it but I wonder if it tastes like cupcakes when you floss? Get it for $6 at Urban Outfitters.

Or how about when you get hurt? You def NEED to put some cupcake bandages on your wounds.

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Looks kinda creepy but I would soooo buy the bandages just so ppl can stare at my cuts. These are $1 more than the floss, also at Urban Outfitters.