November 5, 2009

Plain and simple…. Cameron Diaz looks shitty

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Holy mother-of-all-shitfaces!

That’s all.

Source: WireImage

November 3, 2009

LOLz cute mascot dance at halftime

November 3, 2009

Wake me up, before you g-g-get arrested for crack

Remember this??

Well, here’s a pic of George Michael in 2006… he looks surprised!
I wonder if this is what he looked like when he was arrested for allegedly possessing crack cocaine and marijuana on September 19, 2008.

October 29, 2009

Happy birthday Winona Ryder!

Happy birthday to the girl whose name Johnny Depp got a tattoo of (Winona Forever), only to change it later on after their breakup to Wino Forever. ;)

Just thought I’d share just a few of the most memorable movies that she was in.

Beetlejuice.

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Edward Scissorhands.

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Heathers.

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Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

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Getting caught on camera for shoplifting.

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I don’t know about this one…

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October 28, 2009

Do I like Reese Witherspoon?

Well, I love Reese’s Pieces, those peanut-buttery-chocolate-goodness-that-melts-in-my-mouth yumminess. ;)

I usually find Reese Witherspoon rather annoying (even though I will shamelessly admit to liking her in Cruel Intentions) and I still don’t understand how her face works…. hence her being an Avon model???

Odd but HOT DAMN!!!!

Check her out at the Avon Foundation for Women Gala in New York City yesterday!

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Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com

And remember her hot yummy ex-hubby?

I do! (drool)

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October 27, 2009

Ivanka Trump’s gorgeous wedding

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Donald and Ivana Trump’s daughter was married on Sunday October 25th to Jared Kushner, the son of another major New York area real estate family.

KA-CHING!

So, of course the ceremony was held at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey!! Donald Trump wouldn’t have it any other way! Over 500 guests, among them included celebrities like Barbara Walters and Russell Crowe.

Her dress was a custom-made Vera Wang. Not sure if I like the sleeves though.

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Photos courtesy of Fred Marcus Photography.

October 27, 2009

Some Halloween reading

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I think this is self-explanatory.

P.S. I’ve had a sinus infection for a week now. It blows! =(

October 21, 2009

For those interested in Nicole Richie’s life

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She’s on the cover of the latest People Magazine holding her son Sparrow Honeycomb Molasses Longjohns Madden. Well, his name is something close to that.

Look at the happy family!

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October 16, 2009

44 seconds to waste

Why not watch a dog dig a hole?

October 16, 2009

Pamela Anderson is scarier than Ronald McDonald

Pamela Anderson walks the runway during Richie Rich’s AMUSE fashion show held at the Setai hotel in Miami, Florida.

The proof is in the pudding. I never understood what that meant. What pudding? Eww, is there something in the pudding? It’s not Halloween yet but here’s a scary costume idea…

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YIKES!

HI!!!

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October 15, 2009

Where the Wild Things Are… at Urban Outfitters!

You can wear it…

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Put around your house… like this artwork.

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Even on your couch with these cushions!

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I want this keychain.

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And these dolls.

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October 14, 2009

Sex and the City cast are becoming seniors

So as the sequel for the Sex and The City movie is filming around New York City, Chris Noth (aka Big) walks off set showing off his open fly. Dood, zip it up because peeps don’t wanna see that junk!

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Is it me or is he getting older? Eff, isn’t the whole cast considered middle-aged?? Guess who THIS is?

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Samantha!

She’s lookin’ like a grandma!

As for Sarah Jessica Parker… well…. she’s always looked old. But she’s got a great body, mind you!

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October 6, 2009

Backstreet Boy has swine flu

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Can you guess which Backstreet Boy was recently diagnosed with swine flu??

From livedaily:

The Backstreet Boys have scrapped plans for a New York City appearance originally scheduled to take place today (10/5), as well as two Big Apple performances planned for tomorrow, because group member Brian Littrell has been diagnosed with swine flu.

This guy!

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October 1, 2009

At the premiere of Whip It movie

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Would you do him?

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Image: Getty Images

Well, Drew Barrymore is….

Justin Long, on the left (aka the Mac computer guy) looks surprised and bit scary, in my opinion. He’s here with Seth McFarlane at the after party for Fox Searchlight’s “Whip It” in Los Angeles.

Look at how gorgeous Drew (aka Smashley Simpson) is!!!

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Image: Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage

September 23, 2009

You too can look like Michael Jackson for Halloween 2009

I was lurking on the BUY COSTUMES website when I came across these lovely costume ideas!

namely…. Michael Jackson during the various stages of his career. Sadly, there isn’t a kids costume that comes with an afro.

This “costume” is $99.99 and is apparently just for the jacket. Soooo, the shirt, pants/jeans, belt, shoes and socks are not included. WTF!

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The wig is $29.99.

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Ok, this Billie Jean costume is $119.99 and includes the jacket, shirt, socks and glove. Glittery!

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This Bad costume is a whopping $179.99 and includes the jacket, pants, gloves, belt, shoe covers and bracelet.

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Dunno what happened with this costume which looks like a flammable parachute. This Thriller costume will set you back $69.49 and includes the jacket and pants (tent).

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