Uhhhh not a fan of this cover. He looks funny.

And….. remember these Men’s Health magazine covers?

He looks soooo much hotter!

And I LOVE this GQ magazine cover he did!

Scarlett Johansson is one lucky lady!

I could eat that.

I just don’t feel like it.

Or Eddie Cibrian from the tv show Third Watch, or more recently CSI: Miami??

Well, those 2 studmuffins popped the question to their douchey girlfriends and are enslaved engaged to be married.

LeAnn Rimes: I never liked your music and your face looks funny.

Vanessa Minnillo: You will NEVER be Jessica Simpson and you look like a tranny. Are gay marriages legal in California? Sign that prenup Nick, cuz this former Miss Teen USA looks hungry for $$$. (Where’s your job??).

Can you believe that Vanessa had the nerve to throw Nick an ultimatum that he better propose before her 30th birthday or else she’s leaving?? Her birthday is next Tuesday by the way.

Can’t wait for your gong show weddings! I’ll be waiting patiently by my mailbox for the invites.

BARF!

I also didn’t carve a pumpkin this year either because my husband decided to be cheap and spend the whopping $2.99 per pumpkin on scratch and win lottery tickets. What a tool!

Did anyone see any crazy or one of a kind pumpkins?

How about some pumpkin fails???

Twitter fail whale!

What better way to work up your nerves than to get your heebie jeebies jumbled everytime you walk into your bathroom for a piss>>>

You can get it at Urban Outfitters for $28.

Well, it’s been one whole month since I logged in and furiously typed about oddball crap and the wonderful hoohahs of this celebrity-obsessed world. I’ve been busy vacuuming my house and shopping for shoes. I’ve also been working at my government job, getting paid to do government job things.

What’s new??

1. Oprah’s last season. Jessica Simpson gets fat. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt split. Facebook gets annoying.
2. I have never watched an episode of Glee and I am pretty darn sure it will stay that way. I’m in my early 30s and don’t feel the need to watch high schoolers belt out meaty Lady Gaga tunes (haha…. meaty – get it? Meat dress…. oh god, whatever….). Apparently there are tons of losers fans of the Glee pee pee show. I don’t get it. It ain’t rad, son!
3. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore’s so-called marriage/cheating/who cares scandal. It’s a yawner!
4. Audrina Patridge on Dancing With the Stars. Wait a sec here. Audrina is a star? Oh wow, I must’ve been away from my bloggie a little bit too long. Next thing you know, you’re gonna tell me there’s a show on MTV about super tanned Italian peeps from New Jersey who like to wear blinged out Ed Hardy shirts and fist pump at nightclubs.
5. Lindsay Lohan is in jail
6. Lindsay Lohan is released from jail
7. Lindsay Lohan enters rehab
8. Lindsay Lohan fails drug test and goes back to jail
9. Lindsay Lohan is released from jail

That about sums it up right?

WHAT THE MOFO EFF?!

Not a happy camper!

Why were the girls from MTV’s The Hills at the Emmys?

Umm Lo Bosworth, that dress is not flattering for your mid section. To think that a young 20 something girl wouldn’t have a bulgy stomach area right?? What’s going on there?

And Stephanie Pratt…. where are the bottoms to this fug top you’re wearing? You have to remember to pick out outfits that will camouflage the plastic surgery work that’s been done to your face!

Lauren Graham’s mess of a dress couldn’t be missed.

Entertainment Tonight’s Mary Hart received a very important telephone call from the 80s. They want their dress back hunny! P.S. Mary, you’re 60 years old!!!! Wake up call!

I wikipedia’ed her and noticed that she was born in 1975.
I was born in 1977 and I still get carded when ordering a mojito at a restaurant.

Dang, this lady looks older than her age. Try 40s.

So, this pic doesn’t really showcase her wrinkles and saggy neck and she’s sporting some Avril Lavigne look here too.

Are you going to watch the awards this year?

Ashley Greene in a Valentino dress is definitely a HIT!

Any tighter and Kim Kardashian’s head would explode. Not a fan of the hair or the dress so this is a MISS!

Megan Fox is a hottie and she knows it. But this look is kinda trailer trashy but I’m still gonna say it’s a HIT!

Halloween is not until October but Emma Roberts is channeling some zombie red carpet look. This is obviously a MISS!

Selena Gomez is so darn cute and this ensemble is definitely a HIT!

Photos source: People.com

Source:WireImage

BREAKING NEWS FLASH!

Heid Montag has officially filed for divorce at a Santa Monica courthouse today.

You can do whatever your heart desires.

Smoke your stogie and get back together with your ex-gf Kate Hudson.

Spend some time with your daughters.

Beat the Cleveland Indians at tonight’s game.

Eat birthday cake.

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Make out with YOURSELF.

Or make out with your current gf Cameron Diaz.

What do y’all think of this relationship? Does A-Rod know Cameron’s a dude?

I wish this was a post about finding some super cheap designer shoes, but it’s quite the opposite.

I’m appalled.

These were from 2009, the Christian Louboutin jeweled platform slingbacks:

They were $2,830 US at Bergdorfs. Now completely sold out.

I’ve kinda been obsessing over these and now I can’t find them anywhere. Like totally one-of-a-kind-kinda-deal. Shitty.

Who is she???

How gorgeous is she, right?

I can’t stop staring at her.

Anyway, you may recognize her from 90210 where she made a guest appearance as a West Beverly High student who threw that house party and Shenae Grimes’ character Annie gets dissed by all the other students. This mystery bombshell was also in last year’s movie The Blind Side and can be seen in the upcoming vampire-western (wtf?!) movie titled Priest.

Hi, my name is Lily.

Lily Collins.

My dad is Phil Collins!!!