Ok, so I had a connecting flight in Washington DC last week when I was heading to Miami for Bachelorette #1. I couldn’t help but notice that there were tons of Barack Obama shizz everywhere. Well, obvs, the President of the United States lives in DC but how much is too much?
Who has actually bought a Chia pet in general?
I hear crickets.
Cuz everyone’s ass needs a good wipe by Obama’s face.
What time is it?
I dunno, time for a change?
Gotta stay fly in a pair of Obama Nikes.