Every little girl wants to be a pole dancer. It’s a proven fact, according to white trash everywhere around the world. Why not have a doll who is a pole dancer as well?
Mommy, mommy… can you please show me how to clean and gut a fish? Look no further because this toy will keep your daughter occupied for hours!
Let’s face it.
No Barbie doll collection is complete without this Teen Pregnancy Barbie. It doesn’t come with a baby daddy. How sad…
Santa: Have you been a good girl Sally?
Sally: Yes I have Santa! A very good girl!
Santa: What do you want for Christmas this year, Sally?
Sally: A hermaphrodite dollie of course!