90210 nutshell recap season 2 premiere

The only thing captivating last night on the season premiere of 90210 was new guy Trevor Donovan, who plays tennis hottie Teddy Montgomery.

Photo courtesy of pinkisthenewblog.com

Photo courtesy of pinkisthenewblog.com

Any thoughts on last night’s episode?

Why isn’t Shenae Grimes kicked to the curb? So she did a hit and run and now feels guilty. Girl, you need to take a chill pill. Why didn’t she call the cops in the first place? This story is just filler because the writers don’t know what to do with her. Nobody on the show likes her, she has no friends and even Dixon is too pre-occupied with his own life to give a shit about her.

If I see another scene with AnnaLynne McCord’s terrible acting and huffing and puffing, I swear I’ll resort to watching the revamped Melrose Place (yet another yawner). Why do I waste my time with this crap? Did I honestly miss Hell’s Kitchen for these braincell killing tv shows?

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Ok, onto the storyline (is there a storyline?)…. Naomi has a crush on Teddy but he isn’t giving her the time of day. Sounds familiar…. hello last season with Liam?? Naomi confronts Annie again at the beach club party about her supposedly sleeping with Liam and Annie denies it but Naomi doesn’t give a shit and tells her to get lost. NICE!

Naveed wants sex from Adrianna, but surely she just had a baby and isn’t ready for it yet. Although she doesn’t fail to mention to Naveed that the reason why she doesn’t want sex now is because she humped tons of guys in the past…. like truckloads of guys…. poor Naveed!

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Plus, for some reason, Adrianna became a whore throughout summer with her longer hair and overall persona being different from the girl we saw last season. Who does she think she is? Megan Fox??

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THEN>>>> we find out that Teddy used to date Adrianna when they were like 3 years old (skank!). Something about Teddy also having a crush on Silver. Silver and Dixon are back together now but not before Teddy catches Silver mid-text with Ethan about that kiss at prom yada yada…. Teddy tells Dixon and Dixon dumps Silver and she starts getting sad and hangs with Naomi and Adrianna and talks about how her life is over and that she can’t breathe without Dixon.

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The end. FML.

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