Category Archives: Celeb Couples

When homewreckers get engaged

Anyone ever have a crush on Nick Lachey when he was in the boy band 98 degrees or on the ill-fated MTV show Newlyweds?

Or Eddie Cibrian from the tv show Third Watch, or more recently CSI: Miami??

Well, those 2 studmuffins popped the question to their douchey girlfriends and are enslaved engaged to be married.

LeAnn Rimes: I never liked your music and your face looks funny.

Vanessa Minnillo: You will NEVER be Jessica Simpson and you look like a tranny. Are gay marriages legal in California? Sign that prenup Nick, cuz this former Miss Teen USA looks hungry for $$$. (Where’s your job??).

Can you believe that Vanessa had the nerve to throw Nick an ultimatum that he better propose before her 30th birthday or else she’s leaving?? Her birthday is next Tuesday by the way.

Can’t wait for your gong show weddings! I’ll be waiting patiently by my mailbox for the invites.

BARF!

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Happy Birthday A-Rod!

It’s your birthday Alex Rodriguez.

You can do whatever your heart desires.

Smoke your stogie and get back together with your ex-gf Kate Hudson.

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Spend some time with your daughters.

Beat the Cleveland Indians at tonight’s game.

Eat birthday cake.

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Make out with YOURSELF.

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Or make out with your current gf Cameron Diaz.

What do y’all think of this relationship? Does A-Rod know Cameron’s a dude?

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Ryan Phillippe gets dumped

What?
I saw this coming.
Abbie Cornish dumps Ryan Phillippe! Oh the horror! =)

He parties wayyyy too hard according to news sources and his wandering eyes don’t help either. At first I was upset when the news broke about Ryan and Reese Witherspoon getting divorced. It was all so sudden too that Ryan started seeing actress Abbie Cornish, after meeting on set of the movie Stop-Loss. I really gave Ryan and Abbie a chance and their chemistry seemed so genuine so I got over the whole Reese/Ryan thang and said, what the hell….. if Reese is happy with Jake, then Ryan can be happy with Abbie.

The couple were dating since 2007.

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Hilary Duff is engaged!

A huge congrats goes out to Hilary Duff who accepted NHL hockey player Mike Comrie’s proposal this week.

Let’s do a double wedding with Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher!

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To see more pics of the proposal, click HERE (Bauer Griffin).

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New couple? Brody Jenner is dating…..

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Who might the king of Bromance be dating right now?

After him and 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole broke up, he’s been seen douching it up in the Hollywood spotlight.

No, he didn’t go back to ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari or skeezed his way back into the Playboy mansion for another lil bunny…

Rumours have it that he’s dating another Canadian.

A singer.

A divorcée.

A blonde.

Can you guess???

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Skanktastic!

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Friday eye candy (for ladies… sorry guys!)

Well hello there Mr. David Beckham.

You can fix my car anytime. Lube job jokes can start now….

Happy Friday!

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What the Croc is going on here?

I see ugly shoes.

The whole family though?

Simply nasty.

Peter Facinelli is still hot though… I just won’t look at his feet.

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