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Al Bundy is Pon de Floor

I married an Al.

He isn’t a shoe salesman though.

Married… With Children gets revamped with Major Lazer.

ENJOY!

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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!

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When homewreckers get engaged

Anyone ever have a crush on Nick Lachey when he was in the boy band 98 degrees or on the ill-fated MTV show Newlyweds?

Or Eddie Cibrian from the tv show Third Watch, or more recently CSI: Miami??

Well, those 2 studmuffins popped the question to their douchey girlfriends and are enslaved engaged to be married.

LeAnn Rimes: I never liked your music and your face looks funny.

Vanessa Minnillo: You will NEVER be Jessica Simpson and you look like a tranny. Are gay marriages legal in California? Sign that prenup Nick, cuz this former Miss Teen USA looks hungry for $$$. (Where’s your job??).

Can you believe that Vanessa had the nerve to throw Nick an ultimatum that he better propose before her 30th birthday or else she’s leaving?? Her birthday is next Tuesday by the way.

Can’t wait for your gong show weddings! I’ll be waiting patiently by my mailbox for the invites.

BARF!

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Happy Birthday A-Rod!

It’s your birthday Alex Rodriguez.

You can do whatever your heart desires.

Smoke your stogie and get back together with your ex-gf Kate Hudson.

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Spend some time with your daughters.

Beat the Cleveland Indians at tonight’s game.

Eat birthday cake.

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Make out with YOURSELF.

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Or make out with your current gf Cameron Diaz.

What do y’all think of this relationship? Does A-Rod know Cameron’s a dude?

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Why can’t I find these shoes anywhere?!?!

I can’t believe this.

I wish this was a post about finding some super cheap designer shoes, but it’s quite the opposite.

I’m appalled.

These were from 2009, the Christian Louboutin jeweled platform slingbacks:

Louboutin Jeweld Pumps

Louboutin Jeweld Pumps pair

They were $2,830 US at Bergdorfs. Now completely sold out.

I’ve kinda been obsessing over these and now I can’t find them anywhere. Like totally one-of-a-kind-kinda-deal. Shitty.

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Who’s my famous daddy?

I’m really digging this absolutely beautiful young model/actress/famous guy’s daughter.

Who is she???

How gorgeous is she, right?

I can’t stop staring at her.

Anyway, you may recognize her from 90210 where she made a guest appearance as a West Beverly High student who threw that house party and Shenae Grimes’ character Annie gets dissed by all the other students. This mystery bombshell was also in last year’s movie The Blind Side and can be seen in the upcoming vampire-western (wtf?!) movie titled Priest.

Hi, my name is Lily.

Lily Collins.

My dad is Phil Collins!!!

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Stars without makeup

Why is this such a guilty pleasure?

Because celebrities are real and behind those hours of hair and makeup lies a real person who does real things like pump gas, shop for groceries and sees the dentist!

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Pau Gasol shoots hoops and sings too!

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Tara Reid reveals her new bikini bod

Remember when Tara Reid had joint liposuction and breast implants and resulted in looking like this???

Well those plastic surgeries she had 6 years ago have been supposedly “fixed” and here she is yesterday, partying in Las Vegas at the Palms Casino Resort, for the second annual Love Festival.

I think she still looks kinda wonky. However, her face is still cute.

She recently called off her engagement to German internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann.

Girl is single and ready to mingle.

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While I was away….

I was busy with work.

I was busy doing this for my trip to Miami in less than 30 days:

I was busy laughing at Kate Gosselin’s robotic tranny dance moves on Dancing With The Stars. I’m so happy her ass was finally kicked off the show.

I was busy wondering wtf happened to Heidi Montag and whether or not she’s getting more surgery.


New Heidi……………. vs. ……………. Old Heidi

I was busy crying over Bret Michaels and how he’s doing since he suffered a brain hemorrhage. He’s still in ICU and apparently still wearing his stupid bandana. WHY does he keep wearing them???


Photo: AP Photo/Gus Ruelas

I was busy riding the Behemoth roller coaster at Canada’s Wonderland in Toronto over the weekend.

There.

Happy Monday!

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Google Earth NYC in 3D!

Amazing!

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Christian Louboutin shoes for over $5k!! INSANE!

These Christian Louboutin Bianca alligator pumps are priced at $5495.00 at Bergdorf Goodman. HOLY COW! Why?

I could never afford these shoes nor would I wear them.

Well, they ARE kinda cute but pulleaze! I could get a killer Chanel bag, pay my mortgage and go on a fab vacation for that price!

These shoes could possibly be made from the finest magical alligator that will make the pavement turn to gold when you walk or maybe the shoes come to life and transform back to alligator form when you take them off! YAY! Then you could have Louboutin pumps AND an alligator as a pet! *harhar*

OMG, my heart stopped a little just wondering who will buy these!

Thanks to the SHOE GODDESS for sharing…

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Why hello there, Hello Kitty Wine!

Hey!

It’s my birthday today and before I start playing the obvious birthday tune by 50 Cent or “It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To” (Who the hell cries on their birthday anyway???), I decided to post something cool, exciting, at the same time cute, cuddly with a cherry on top!!!

HELLO KITTY WINE!

No, it’s not for children but have a lookie!

***CLICK HERE FOR THE HELLO KITTY WINE WEBSITE!***

How amazeballs is that?!

WANT!!! (unless I get pregnant soon!!)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her grandma hair

Photo by Jason Merritt/WireImage.com

Not feeling this look, Miss Ghost Whisperer.

What’s with her lumpy legs too???

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Christian Louboutin Spring 2010 designs… a HIT or a MISS?

Louis Studded Hi-Top Sneakers $835 at SAKS.

Freddy Studded Lace-Ups $995 (GASP!) at SAKS.

Rollerball Loafers $995 at SAKS.

Tell Me Peep-Toe Pumps $1347 (WHY??) at SAKS.

Totally unacceptable!

These are pretty gross if you ask me.

What do you think?

What kind of drugs do you think the Louboutin design team is smoking?

On the other hand, these shoes are not so bad and are currently on my WANT LIST….

Shawnita Pumps $875 at SAKS.

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WHAT THE EFF Kirsten Dunst?!?!

Thanks to Litely Salted…..

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Enjoy!

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Or throw up!

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Happy Hump Day!

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