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Category Archives: Toys
But here are some cute holiday pics from a famous Jewish cartoonist, the late Charles M. Shulz. You may recognize his TOTALLY RAD cartoon Peanuts (AKA SNOOPY, my lil brother’s fave and mine too!).
And…. here’s just a lil twist from Charlie Brown and his gang to wish you all a very Merry Christmas!
You can wear it…
Put around your house… like this artwork.
Even on your couch with these cushions!
I want this keychain.
And these dolls.
Looks like Kermit the frog has finally dumped Miss Piggy for Lady Gaga.
Don’t know if this is for the better.
Katy Perry and her out-of-this-world date.
In other news…. RIP Patrick Swayze.
Don’t forget to put this on your Christmas list.
Every little girl wants to be a pole dancer. It’s a proven fact, according to white trash everywhere around the world. Why not have a doll who is a pole dancer as well?
Mommy, mommy… can you please show me how to clean and gut a fish? Look no further because this toy will keep your daughter occupied for hours!
Let’s face it.
No Barbie doll collection is complete without this Teen Pregnancy Barbie. It doesn’t come with a baby daddy. How sad…
Santa: Have you been a good girl Sally?
Sally: Yes I have Santa! A very good girl!
Santa: What do you want for Christmas this year, Sally?
Sally: A hermaphrodite dollie of course!
Planning a wedding that is only 5 days away.
I am stresssssed but whatevs, I will get a cool new last name and we’re hitting LA for 2 weeks for our honeymoon.
I’ve been to LA before (try 3 times in the last year) but Al hasn’t so I’m sure he’s stoked to see the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Hollywood.
Let’s remind ourselves which super famous peeps have their own star on the Walk of Fame.
This guy who seems like he’s got something up his butt. LOL!
and the classy Marilyn Monroe…
Funny how her star is right in front of the McDonald’s at the corner of Hollywood and Highland. How classy.
August 5 marks the anniversary of Marilyns death.
I mean, hey… I LOVE pink and I LOVE Hello Kitty. I think this is absolutely ker-ray-zeeeeeee. This house can be found in Shanghai.
One of my favourite books (and movie) has been made into a board game. WTF!
Is this for real?
No thanks… I will buy my own drugs and cruise around town acting all crazy without following some “board game rules”. Who follows those rules anyway?
Ok, so girls all over the world are swooning over Edward Cullen from Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight series (aka Robert Pattinson who portrays the bloodsucking emo guy in the movies). I myself love Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob Black, the very hot and very young werewolf (sigh). Seriously, aren’t there already enough Twilight fan stuff out there like binders, stickers, clothes, posters, trading cards, and bedding for god’s sake???
Mattel, who is famous for the trademarked Barbie dolls are the makers of the Bella and Edward dolls which will be available at Toys R Us on November 27, 2009. That date marks exactly one week after the New Moon movie premieres in theatres worldwide.
Someone buy me this please.
Acceptable as a wedding gift! =)
Ok, so I had a connecting flight in Washington DC last week when I was heading to Miami for Bachelorette #1. I couldn’t help but notice that there were tons of Barack Obama shizz everywhere. Well, obvs, the President of the United States lives in DC but how much is too much?
Who has actually bought a Chia pet in general?
I hear crickets.
Cuz everyone’s ass needs a good wipe by Obama’s face.
What time is it?
I dunno, time for a change?
Gotta stay fly in a pair of Obama Nikes.