Category Archives: MTV

When homewreckers get engaged

Anyone ever have a crush on Nick Lachey when he was in the boy band 98 degrees or on the ill-fated MTV show Newlyweds?

Or Eddie Cibrian from the tv show Third Watch, or more recently CSI: Miami??

Well, those 2 studmuffins popped the question to their douchey girlfriends and are enslaved engaged to be married.

LeAnn Rimes: I never liked your music and your face looks funny.

Vanessa Minnillo: You will NEVER be Jessica Simpson and you look like a tranny. Are gay marriages legal in California? Sign that prenup Nick, cuz this former Miss Teen USA looks hungry for $$$. (Where’s your job??).

Can you believe that Vanessa had the nerve to throw Nick an ultimatum that he better propose before her 30th birthday or else she’s leaving?? Her birthday is next Tuesday by the way.

Can’t wait for your gong show weddings! I’ll be waiting patiently by my mailbox for the invites.

BARF!

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New couple? Brody Jenner is dating…..

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Who might the king of Bromance be dating right now?

After him and 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole broke up, he’s been seen douching it up in the Hollywood spotlight.

No, he didn’t go back to ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari or skeezed his way back into the Playboy mansion for another lil bunny…

Rumours have it that he’s dating another Canadian.

A singer.

A divorcée.

A blonde.

Can you guess???

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Skanktastic!

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Video: Eminem gets t-bagged at 2009 MTV Movie Awards

Ultimate LOLz

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Back from South Beach

Ok, so I don’t have too many pics from my bachelorette in Miami but maybe my maid of honor and bridesmaid will have some goodies soon! We saw Bow Wow shopping at Gucci Bal Harbor shops and I saw Andie MacDowell at the airport.

THEN……. after getting home yesterday afternoon, we watched The Hills finale and the MTV Movie Awards.

Remember this pic of the O.G. Laguna Beach crew, season 1?

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So, from Miami Beach to Laguna Beach (kinda), I’m excited for the new season of the Hills next year. Can’t wait for the dramz with Kristin Cavallari. Lauren should’ve stayed!!!

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Blondes have more fun…

… but brunettes can read.

Do you like Audrina better as a blonde? or brunette? Neither? Maybe she should shave her head like Britney, cuz seriously… who looks at her hair anyway? Her teeth and new rack are wayyyy more distracting. Also, those eyes……….

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Who goes to Mexico during a pandemic?

Do people watch or listen to the news???

Newly hitched couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hit up Mexico on their honeymoon. Are they idiots?

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Why Whitney, why?

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Whitney Port was seen with her on-again-off-again Jesus looking beach boy singing dood the other day in NYC. I can’t stand him. I hope that girl gets herself a nice boy.

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