Al Bundy is Pon de Floor

I married an Al.

He isn’t a shoe salesman though.

Married… With Children gets revamped with Major Lazer.

ENJOY!

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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!

The Greasiest Sandwich Ever – EPIC meal time (Youtube)

I could eat that.

I just don’t feel like it.

When homewreckers get engaged

Anyone ever have a crush on Nick Lachey when he was in the boy band 98 degrees or on the ill-fated MTV show Newlyweds?

Or Eddie Cibrian from the tv show Third Watch, or more recently CSI: Miami??

Well, those 2 studmuffins popped the question to their douchey girlfriends and are enslaved engaged to be married.

LeAnn Rimes: I never liked your music and your face looks funny.

Vanessa Minnillo: You will NEVER be Jessica Simpson and you look like a tranny. Are gay marriages legal in California? Sign that prenup Nick, cuz this former Miss Teen USA looks hungry for $$$. (Where’s your job??).

Can you believe that Vanessa had the nerve to throw Nick an ultimatum that he better propose before her 30th birthday or else she’s leaving?? Her birthday is next Tuesday by the way.

Can’t wait for your gong show weddings! I’ll be waiting patiently by my mailbox for the invites.

BARF!

In plain English…. a scary shower curtain

Halloween is slowly creeping up.

What better way to work up your nerves than to get your heebie jeebies jumbled everytime you walk into your bathroom for a piss>>>

You can get it at Urban Outfitters for $28.

Happy Birthday A-Rod!

It’s your birthday Alex Rodriguez.

You can do whatever your heart desires.

Smoke your stogie and get back together with your ex-gf Kate Hudson.

Spend some time with your daughters.

Beat the Cleveland Indians at tonight’s game.

Eat birthday cake.

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Make out with YOURSELF.

Or make out with your current gf Cameron Diaz.

What do y’all think of this relationship? Does A-Rod know Cameron’s a dude?

Why can’t I find these shoes anywhere?!?!

I can’t believe this.

I wish this was a post about finding some super cheap designer shoes, but it’s quite the opposite.

I’m appalled.

These were from 2009, the Christian Louboutin jeweled platform slingbacks:

They were $2,830 US at Bergdorfs. Now completely sold out.

I’ve kinda been obsessing over these and now I can’t find them anywhere. Like totally one-of-a-kind-kinda-deal. Shitty.

If Michael Jackson lived until 2022