Al Bundy is Pon de Floor

I married an Al.

He isn’t a shoe salesman though.

Married… With Children gets revamped with Major Lazer.

ENJOY!

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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!

The Greasiest Sandwich Ever – EPIC meal time (Youtube)

I could eat that.

I just don’t feel like it.

When homewreckers get engaged

Anyone ever have a crush on Nick Lachey when he was in the boy band 98 degrees or on the ill-fated MTV show Newlyweds?

Or Eddie Cibrian from the tv show Third Watch, or more recently CSI: Miami??

Well, those 2 studmuffins popped the question to their douchey girlfriends and are enslaved engaged to be married.

LeAnn Rimes: I never liked your music and your face looks funny.

Vanessa Minnillo: You will NEVER be Jessica Simpson and you look like a tranny. Are gay marriages legal in California? Sign that prenup Nick, cuz this former Miss Teen USA looks hungry for $$$. (Where’s your job??).

Can you believe that Vanessa had the nerve to throw Nick an ultimatum that he better propose before her 30th birthday or else she’s leaving?? Her birthday is next Tuesday by the way.

Can’t wait for your gong show weddings! I’ll be waiting patiently by my mailbox for the invites.

BARF!

In plain English…. a scary shower curtain

Halloween is slowly creeping up.

What better way to work up your nerves than to get your heebie jeebies jumbled everytime you walk into your bathroom for a piss>>>

You can get it at Urban Outfitters for $28.

Happy Birthday A-Rod!

It’s your birthday Alex Rodriguez.

You can do whatever your heart desires.

Smoke your stogie and get back together with your ex-gf Kate Hudson.

Spend some time with your daughters.

Beat the Cleveland Indians at tonight’s game.

Eat birthday cake.

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Make out with YOURSELF.

Or make out with your current gf Cameron Diaz.

What do y’all think of this relationship? Does A-Rod know Cameron’s a dude?

Why can’t I find these shoes anywhere?!?!

I can’t believe this.

I wish this was a post about finding some super cheap designer shoes, but it’s quite the opposite.

I’m appalled.

These were from 2009, the Christian Louboutin jeweled platform slingbacks:

They were $2,830 US at Bergdorfs. Now completely sold out.

I’ve kinda been obsessing over these and now I can’t find them anywhere. Like totally one-of-a-kind-kinda-deal. Shitty.

If Michael Jackson lived until 2022

Who’s my famous daddy?

I’m really digging this absolutely beautiful young model/actress/famous guy’s daughter.

Who is she???

How gorgeous is she, right?

I can’t stop staring at her.

Anyway, you may recognize her from 90210 where she made a guest appearance as a West Beverly High student who threw that house party and Shenae Grimes’ character Annie gets dissed by all the other students. This mystery bombshell was also in last year’s movie The Blind Side and can be seen in the upcoming vampire-western (wtf?!) movie titled Priest.

Hi, my name is Lily.

Lily Collins.

My dad is Phil Collins!!!

Happy Birthday Alex Trebek!

It’s hard to believe that the infamous Jeopardy gameshow host is 70 years old today!

I’ll take Old Dudes Who Look Young for $1000, Alex!

Hope he doesn’t break a hip….

Stars without makeup

Why is this such a guilty pleasure?

Because celebrities are real and behind those hours of hair and makeup lies a real person who does real things like pump gas, shop for groceries and sees the dentist!

Pau Gasol shoots hoops and sings too!

Music from Lost (OMG INCREDIBLE!)

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This song below makes me cry everytime I hear it!!!

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Tara Reid reveals her new bikini bod

Remember when Tara Reid had joint liposuction and breast implants and resulted in looking like this???

Well those plastic surgeries she had 6 years ago have been supposedly “fixed” and here she is yesterday, partying in Las Vegas at the Palms Casino Resort, for the second annual Love Festival.

I think she still looks kinda wonky. However, her face is still cute.

She recently called off her engagement to German internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann.

Girl is single and ready to mingle.

While I was away….

I was busy with work.

I was busy doing this for my trip to Miami in less than 30 days:

I was busy laughing at Kate Gosselin’s robotic tranny dance moves on Dancing With The Stars. I’m so happy her ass was finally kicked off the show.

I was busy wondering wtf happened to Heidi Montag and whether or not she’s getting more surgery.

New Heidi……………. vs. ……………. Old Heidi

I was busy crying over Bret Michaels and how he’s doing since he suffered a brain hemorrhage. He’s still in ICU and apparently still wearing his stupid bandana. WHY does he keep wearing them???

Photo: AP Photo/Gus Ruelas

I was busy riding the Behemoth roller coaster at Canada’s Wonderland in Toronto over the weekend.

There.

Happy Monday!

Google Earth NYC in 3D!

Amazing!