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When homewreckers get engaged

Anyone ever have a crush on Nick Lachey when he was in the boy band 98 degrees or on the ill-fated MTV show Newlyweds?

Or Eddie Cibrian from the tv show Third Watch, or more recently CSI: Miami??

Well, those 2 studmuffins popped the question to their douchey girlfriends and are enslaved engaged to be married.

LeAnn Rimes: I never liked your music and your face looks funny.

Vanessa Minnillo: You will NEVER be Jessica Simpson and you look like a tranny. Are gay marriages legal in California? Sign that prenup Nick, cuz this former Miss Teen USA looks hungry for $$$. (Where’s your job??).

Can you believe that Vanessa had the nerve to throw Nick an ultimatum that he better propose before her 30th birthday or else she’s leaving?? Her birthday is next Tuesday by the way.

Can’t wait for your gong show weddings! I’ll be waiting patiently by my mailbox for the invites.

BARF!

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