I just wasted 15 seconds of my life.
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Don’t forget to put this on your Christmas list.
Every little girl wants to be a pole dancer. It’s a proven fact, according to white trash everywhere around the world. Why not have a doll who is a pole dancer as well?
Mommy, mommy… can you please show me how to clean and gut a fish? Look no further because this toy will keep your daughter occupied for hours!
Let’s face it.
No Barbie doll collection is complete without this Teen Pregnancy Barbie. It doesn’t come with a baby daddy. How sad…
Santa: Have you been a good girl Sally?
Sally: Yes I have Santa! A very good girl!
Santa: What do you want for Christmas this year, Sally?
Sally: A hermaphrodite dollie of course!
Ok, so girls all over the world are swooning over Edward Cullen from Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight series (aka Robert Pattinson who portrays the bloodsucking emo guy in the movies). I myself love Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob Black, the very hot and very young werewolf (sigh). Seriously, aren’t there already enough Twilight fan stuff out there like binders, stickers, clothes, posters, trading cards, and bedding for god’s sake???
Mattel, who is famous for the trademarked Barbie dolls are the makers of the Bella and Edward dolls which will be available at Toys R Us on November 27, 2009. That date marks exactly one week after the New Moon movie premieres in theatres worldwide.
Someone buy me this please.
Acceptable as a wedding gift! =)